I know, and I’m sorry for the extended absence. It’s just that I’ve been finishing up an assignment, engaging in the futile/frustrating search for New York real-estate, and planning a wedding. (I know you all care. You can admit it.)
But events have now made it impossible to continue my wormholding for any longer. So be warned: you ain’t never heard a mind as perverted as mine.*
* Note: this is not actually true.
Are those your nuptials mentioned above, or are you moonlighting as a wedding planner? Either way (on the new gig or your marriage), congrats and best wishes!
I knew it had to do with a girl!
PS - DON’T GET MARRIED!!!
Take this guy’s advice -
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-667358908464398406&q=sam+kinison+on+marriage
OK, $20 says Murray Chass has a column within a week on what’s wrong with marriage.